June 7, 2016



Rich Colburn invented the internal combustion engine at the age of seven only to discover that someone else had already done that.

After traveling the world and almost dying a number of times he confirmed that it’s impossible to get killed in a near-death accident.

He now works as a simulation engineer specializing in Euclidean Geometry for the purpose of women’s fashion (not joking). He gets giddy when talking about programming and blushes like a schoolgirl when the topic of time travel comes up.

His six-year-old daughter frequently scolds him for being too silly.

He dreams of one day finding a nicer word for “euphemism”.